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The Awful Truth....
Contributed by
Ragman
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Monday, 22nd September 2008 @ 03:18:51 AM in AEST
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The Awful truth
This is my first (and last time)
I will ever tell the truth
I am guilty of the crimes you say
But still you have no proof!
It was me who left the toilet seat
In the upright (male) position
Those fag ends floating in the sink?
Well they were my decision
All those things you loved to hate
Were planted/committed with care
Yet when I tried to speak I lied
And said I wasn’t there
The roller-skate you tripped on?
And then broke both your legs
Was taped and glued securely
And held in place with pegs
Or the time I cut your brake leads
That day; remember; the axe?
Then when you got an electric shock
When you tried to send that fax
What about when the cooker exploded
Ninety percent burns I recall
Or when the “wind” pushed you
Off that building; what a fall!
Why am I telling you now you say?
After this time why now the truth?
It’s because I am feeling guilty dear
Yet still you have no proof!
RagMan
Copyright ©
Ragman
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Re: The Awful Truth....
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by Jenni_K on
Monday, 22nd September 2008 @ 03:34:20 AM AEST
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Smiling ear to ear with this!! I loved it....
Thanks for telling the truth!
Jenni |
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Re: The Awful Truth....
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by ragman on
Monday, 22nd September 2008 @ 03:49:53 AM AEST
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| Thankyou for your comment.... |
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Re: The Awful Truth....
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by Catalina on
Monday, 22nd September 2008 @ 05:44:13 AM AEST
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| A pleasant write... I loved reading it! |
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