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Medical Form!

Contributed by Mick_Puttock on Tuesday, 16th September 2008 @ 06:26:31 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry



There is a question on a medical form
That requires an answer that is the norm
And so while answering this came to mind
(Just shows you how much I waste my time!)


I can remember when I was but three
About half way past my big dady's knee
When I was out in our back yard just playin'
The sun wasn't shining because it was raining
Being the good lad I always was... (not!)
Playing in the mud, the water and the rot
I can remember I really needed to go
Upon my face the strain really did show
I couldn't make it back into the house
So there I stood as quiet as a mouse
And out it did come, that so needed poop
Ran down my leg and into the muddy soup
And so you may see when asked on a form
The answer is yes, it must be the norm!



OOPS ..... :-)


P.S. The question was: Have you ever soiled yourself?




Copyright © Mick_Puttock ... [ 2008-09-16 18:26:31]
(Date/Time posted on site)





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Re: Medical Form! (User Rating: 1 )
by karoody on Tuesday, 16th September 2008 @ 07:04:18 PM AEST
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OMG!!!! not expecting that one! i never got that med form. am i being cheated here??
then again, don't know if i want to have to fill these forms out...
lol


Re: Medical Form! (User Rating: 1 )
by Jenni_K on Tuesday, 16th September 2008 @ 09:18:48 PM AEST
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LMAO!! Oh Mick...This is so hilarious... And you have written about it so humbly..lol....
Great to see you writing again...
(I take it that business is coming thru..)
(((((((((((hugs)))))))))))
Jenni


Re: Medical Form! (User Rating: 1 )
by NoSaint on Tuesday, 16th September 2008 @ 10:27:24 PM AEST
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thank you for the morning chuckle...having just filled out many a medical form

NS


Re: Medical Form! (User Rating: 1 )
by venkat on Sunday, 5th April 2009 @ 01:17:29 AM AEST
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some how you were a lucky child..
So far, I remember I was not allowed to go out in rain..
But in my school days..I had that norm.....
..what a lovely photo of Mick..we could see here...:-) venkat




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