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Bump`in Uglies..
Contributed by
crow
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Saturday, 23rd August 2008 @ 01:55:56 AM in AEST
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I was driv`in like my normal self
stopped for coffee, at sipp`in Joe`s
got back out on the street and took a drink...
damn thats hot! I spilt a little in my lap,
not pay`in no attention I bumped the back of another car...
O`my..I seen this pair of legs come out the drivers side
long and tanned.. perfect without a flaw..
Well the rest of Her came out...I better not describe that..
She was someth`in ..about twice as Hot" as that drink I just took.
She says..what the hell" is wrong with you..I told Her I don`t know..
but there was a Team" work`in on it..
and as My eyes went from the bottom to the top..
She was the ugliest woman I ever seen.
My god...I love you..and at that time I wish I had a chain saw..
I`d a made Myself a foot shorter.. then I asked if She wanted
to exchange phone numbers, addresses, e-mail,
naked pictures...whatever!
"What do you do for a living...I asked...She glanced at Me..
and caught Me looking at Her.. But.. then why is it women
are always look`in..to see if your look`in at their..
You know what I mean...
Thats the new logo" on my tee-shirts..."I look at women!
that should keep Me out of trouble..or get Me knocked-out
by some jealous boyfriend, husband, or wanta-be!
She was late to work..heading back to get in Her car,
I was right behind Her..."here let Me get the door....
She turned around and gave Me a wink"
you really are half crazy... aren`t you...I`ll be wearing red" tomorrow...
I`m driv`in my insurance company up the wall
bump`in uglies is "my thing now... you know...
Copyright ©
crow
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2008-08-23 01:55:56]
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Re: Bump`in Uglies..
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by ingeniusidiot on
Saturday, 23rd August 2008 @ 04:02:35 AM AEST
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ROTFLMAO This was funny.....great write....I needed a good laugh today...thanks...
Kinda gives you the wrong impression when you read the title but it is well worth the time to read.
funny as hell
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Re: Bump`in Uglies..
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by shelby on
Saturday, 23rd August 2008 @ 11:28:02 AM AEST
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LOL this is funny I can picture it all awesome work my friend
Im outside of Dallas Tx Flying J rodeo style is a zoo
love u
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Re: Bump`in Uglies..
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by wizard on
Friday, 5th September 2008 @ 10:18:20 PM AEST
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nice job crow... some good comic relief...
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