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I have a Thing for Vampyress Jenni

Contributed by crow on Sunday, 20th July 2008 @ 01:54:13 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry



I have a thing for vampyress Jenni
in My dreams she`s short, powerful, and a beauty.
woooo... Jenni"

In this dream We are a strange couple,
I don`t drink, She don`t smoke
so We are at oppisite ends of the room.

So..Jenni would You take Me on
your Midnight run? somewhere in the dark,
side-by-side, two-by-two, hand-in-hand..I`ll leave it there.
...I love this dream"

She sat the wine bottle down
her eyes glazed over..
and said ..put out that cigarette... and vanished from the room,
I took one last drag" and She was back.

O`Lord I had the beauty part right..
but that leash and collar hurt just to look at..
She said "this looks like it will fit.
I knew I was in really big trouble then, a lot of things don`t mean nothing to Me,
when I seen that whip.....Jenni had My attention, and thats when
the nightmare started to happen....

Some song out of the 80`s assaulted the air singing about Bad Bad Girls"
that whip cracked, I broke to a sweat...this ain`t right..I need to wake up!

Just before We were bound together and dropped off into the abyss,
I felt the earth move,and if there was a way to go out of this world, "this wasn`t it ,
trembling,..
tied to a woman,..
the last thought of You doing something You shouldn`t.

I woke with a start to My own screaming,
somehow the sheets had wrapped around my body,
there I was tied up to My neck.
The wind cracking and poping that old tree outside.

Some late night promotion of songs from the days" the T.V was blaring...
god.. I think the remote`s tied up with Me.
it didn`t take Me long to right" Myself and try to get back to sleep again,
something warm, the remote" in a safe place.. and Me...so over Jenni" ..lol.








Copyright © crow ... [ 2008-07-20 01:54:13]
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Re: I have a Thing for Vampyress Jenni (User Rating: 1 )
by PhantomVampyress on Sunday, 20th July 2008 @ 02:12:08 AM AEST
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THis is funny.. very good writing.. its great!! I had a great laugh from this..

rock on,

vampyress Jenni


Re: I have a Thing for Vampyress Jenni (User Rating: 1 )
by NoSaint on Sunday, 20th July 2008 @ 04:30:10 AM AEST
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cute very cute my friend

Shari


Re: I have a Thing for Vampyress Jenni (User Rating: 1 )
by wizard on Sunday, 20th July 2008 @ 01:20:17 PM AEST
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nicely done :)

wiz


Re: I have a Thing for Vampyress Jenni (User Rating: 1 )
by Jenni_K on Tuesday, 22nd July 2008 @ 01:27:07 PM AEST
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Lol...This had me smiling... I'm sure it was well received.... Thanks for the smiles...
Jenni


Re: I have a Thing for Vampyress Jenni (User Rating: 1 )
by brew on Wednesday, 23rd July 2008 @ 06:59:28 AM AEST
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Very cute write, yet Have you ever wondered about dreams like that? What DO they, really mean???

great post, loved it


brew~


Re: I have a Thing for Vampyress Jenni (User Rating: 1 )
by wheels on Wednesday, 23rd July 2008 @ 11:19:04 AM AEST
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YOu are a trip Crow -lol
this is pretty funny and yes she is a cuti

LOL
--kevin




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