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~My evil twin~
Contributed by
shelby
on
Friday, 20th June 2008 @ 05:31:19 AM in AEST
Topic:
happypoetry
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Out of the blue this woman appeared
a gal who looked identical to me.
She turned out to be my evil twin
and boy did she bust on me.
I started having strange things happen.
At first I was paying no mind.
Until strange women walked up to me
angry as hell stating they would kick my behind.
I was attacked in the store and my favorite restraunt.
I had a couple car chases.
All this crazy stuff going on
by people all with strange faces.
Then my best friend called the house
with a hyped up tone in her voice.
She stated she was at the bar lastnight
and couldn't believe her eyes.
She walked up to the other Michelle
and thought that it was me
she said she couldn't believe it at first
but that explained all the strange mysteries.
She drove a car the same as mine
minus the 1 J on her license plates.
My parents saw her and turned around
wanting to pull me over to say hi.
So after months of torment
I decided to go hunt this witch down.
She had been doing some really rotten stuff
and it was I who was being attacked allover town.
She dated other womans husbands
and danced on the bars,
she pulled her shirt over her head
and went sitting on mens laps in their car.
The stories I heard floored me
these strange woman did not know,
they had the wrong Michelle you see
but they never believed my soul.
I spent a day looking for her
my evil nasty twin
I was gonna thump a knot on her head
and kick her in the shin.
I looked allover Jefferson county
went into every bar.
Drove up and down houses and streets
I looked and looked some more.
I never found that bad bad woman
and I wished she would move away.
I couldnt go anywhere
without some big woman trying to bust my face.
I finally went and bought a bottle of dye
and turned my hair beach blond
at least I thought if she kept it up
I may not be having ***** off wives trying to beat me up.
I finally moved away from there
the place of my birth.
I often wonder if my evil twin
finally got what she deserved.
Note: this is truth! She fooled three of my childhood friends, my parents both saw her a brother saw her.
I avoided going into town for a month at one point because all these mad woman wanted to kick my **** off!
It is funny now but boy it wasn't funny then. I even had a confrontation with my mom with me at the store.
The woman took my eggs from my cart and threw them at me! Needless to say my mother was not impressed!
Talk about a nightmare... Never have an evil twin! tee hee
By then I had had enough so yes I blew my stack and picked up the eggs and threw them back and told her you have the
wrong person! We both about kicked out of the store LOL.
Copyright ©
shelby
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2008-06-20 05:31:19]
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Re: ~My evil twin~
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by Jenni_K on
Friday, 20th June 2008 @ 06:06:55 AM AEST
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LMAO here.... This reallly made me laugh... Thanks for sharing....
As you know I have a Nawtee Twin....Thank God she has been silent for a while now.....lol... I hope she is OK.... Maybe I'll look her up one day soon....lmao..
Jenni
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Re: ~My evil twin~
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by lostrelic on
Friday, 20th June 2008 @ 06:40:43 AM AEST
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I have been walking around north America for 11 years and have the horrible fortune of having a memory that never ends i have seen the molds there are really not that many people that look different god i guess was a little lady
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Re: ~My evil twin~
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by lostrelic on
Friday, 20th June 2008 @ 06:41:51 AM AEST
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| lol lazy sorry |
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Re: ~My evil twin~
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by ingeniusidiot on
Friday, 20th June 2008 @ 06:07:25 PM AEST
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LMAO...this was funny...we all have evil twins...and maybe that is who I am dealing with right now is mine...
I loved it...I am glad that it over for you.
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