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How to control one's weight
Contributed by
Zork
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Friday, 16th May 2008 @ 01:20:57 AM in AEST
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I have learned from books
How to be a Thin Man.
Do not starve,
No, God hates the starved,
But do not want.
When lemons are offered make lemonade,
And pour it into your dog's mouth.
Furthermore you will need a wife,
One who does not cook,
And is partial to ribcages,
Make her heavy from left-overs,
This is the proper way.
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Re: How to control one's weight
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by elle on
Friday, 16th May 2008 @ 06:44:58 AM AEST
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I have been a wife who does not cook.
I have been one who did not want .
I have been a woman who did not want to cook or want.
now my addiction encompasses
what ever I want, when ever & how ever I want it.
I am still waiting to see how this will serve. . . ?
I must say your write draws out my imagination & retrospection. . .
thank you very much. peace. elle |
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Re: How to control one's weight
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by safetyinnumbers on
Friday, 16th May 2008 @ 03:23:54 PM AEST
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Thanks for the advice, but I'm a thin man already : ) Good poem... |
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