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My Version Of Mr.L.H

Contributed by honey56 on Wednesday, 14th May 2008 @ 06:11:22 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

If I were a carpenter
I would build me a house
Of straw

I would secretly plant a rubber bone
For that ole’ wolf

I would hang it over on my porch
With a piece of meat stored within

While that ole’ wolf thinks he have
A treat

He’ll chew, chew, chew

I’ll escape out my back door
If that house is blown down

I’ll build me a house of glass
And if that ole’ wolf came to
Break my house of glass

I’ll hang a ham hock on the porch
Rubber of course
While he chew and chew

I will disappear in the darkness

If I were a carpenter I will build me
A house of brick

I’ll have a peep hole in my front and
Back door

I’ll peep, I’ll peep for that old bad
Wolf

While that ‘ole wolf chew, chew

I hang a steak on the front porch with
The flavor of chicken

Rubber of course
He will chew and chew

If that ole’ wolf tries to huff and puff
To blow my house of bricks down

His jaws will be so tired all he can do
Is lay out on the floor

I’ll open my door and tell that
Ole’ bad wolf
Come here you ole’ bad wolf
Who you be?

Coming around huffing and a
Puffing
Blowing your rubber breath on
My houses
Laughing and feeling so proud
Cause you blew my houses down

Making me run and duct in all
Those dark corners
Slipping, sliding and hiding
In all the wrong places

Until that goat kick me in the
Behind

Hey you ole’ wolf
By any chance is you that old
Dude
Name L.H Bu
From down in the foggy bottoms,
Swamps and trees and calling yourself
Old L.H.Bu

Hey ‘ole wolf you sure put me in
The mind of that old dude
In disguise

With false teeth and all

Hey, you lost your bottom teeth
Pickin up

Making all those little bug
Eyed ugly babies
Like flies they swarm
Bearing your mark on their heads

So, if I were a carpenter I’ll built
You pen

For you and your crew

Fiction

Copyright Â© honey56 ... [ 2008-05-14 06:11:22]
(Date/Time posted on site)

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Re: My Version Of Mr.L.H (User Rating: 1 )
by shelby on Wednesday, 14th May 2008 @ 08:24:26 AM AEST
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This is a neat write....... cool concept throughout it.
Great job here!

Huggers

Michelle

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