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Inventor #1

Contributed by Zork on Sunday, 11th May 2008 @ 04:50:41 AM in AEST
Topic: oops

The man who invented the video camera,
His father beat him with veils,
Sent him away,
Into the woods,
And scared him with masks.
He built a device
To see him coming,
"Look at me now Pa!",
He sells them to Gods and store managers.

Copyright © Zork ... [ 2008-05-11 04:50:41]
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Re: Inventor #1 (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Sunday, 11th May 2008 @ 08:37:46 AM AEST
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While we certainly did not invent the camera we do wear masks. As we sit at our desks in our robes, wearing our death masks we place your poem in deep contimplation. The man who invented the camera was indeed God and store managers do sell cameras. We decide to take the cameras out of our heads simultaneously and swap them with the one to our left. The one to the farthest left takes the two cameras from the one on the right. We place previously viewed but new to the individual cameras in our heads. The world in other people's eyes still looks the same. Though we believe one of us has been using technicolor because these cameras show a weird world. If this be the case the technicolor Ghost Alarm will be set on fire for seeing things differently.

The bottom line is we are not exactly sure what your point here must have been. Yet we do get something out of it. God made cameras and people have tried to cast illusion to those said cameras. Yet whether you see things in technicolor or wear masks to frighten small children in the woods after you beat them with veils the world of God cannot be altered we can only see what he wants us to see. Thus making God a slightly better film maker than Stephen Speilberg or our favorite Mario Bava. Hence we return to the concepts of Shakespeare....life is a stage.

May a headless horseman decide your head looks pretty interesting because he now wants to wear the horse head and place your head on the horse.

The Ghost Alarms 08

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