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Keep Your Blinds Closed!
Contributed by
jesusofholland
on
Monday, 5th May 2008 @ 12:39:47 PM in AEST
Topic:
HumorPoetry
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A pinpoint of light
It roused me from sleep
Apparently I was
Not slumbering too deep
It came from my window
Between vinyl blinds
It was drawn to my eye
And into my mind
So I tossed off my blanket
And slipped on my slippers
Needless to say
I was not feeling chipper
Then I threw up my blinds
And what did I see?
My lesbian neighbors
Naked! In front of me!
Watching them make love
Was not my intention
But that pinpoint of light
was divine intervention!
At that very moment
I ceased all my pout
The pulled down my pj's
And I rubbed one out!
But just like always
I didn't fail
To screw it all up
When I let out a wail
It must have been loud
Cuz they suddenly turned
I tried to duck down
How red my face burned!
"Oh crap! Did they see me?"
I thought with a pang
And in a few moments
My doorbell rang!
But I didn't answer
The ringing did stop
"We saw you, you pervert!
We're calling the cops!"
It was then that I panicked
They knew I did gawk
Then I heard jumbled static
Of a walkie-talk
Again rang the doorbell
And it was the fuzz
So I answered my door
With my head all a buzz
"You're under arrest!"
So I asked what for
"These girls caught you staring
from your second floor!"
I tried to protest
But it was no use
They put cuffs on me
With a bit of abuse
Down to the station
They drove this poor soul
Took pictures and prints
And searched my bung hole
Released the next day
My backside was tender
And officially I was
Now a sex offender!
So to all of you guys
Who would do the same too
Just keep your blinds closed
Or this may happen to you!
Copyright ©
jesusofholland
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2008-05-05 12:39:47]
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Re: Keep Your Blinds Closed!
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by shelby on
Monday, 5th May 2008 @ 12:45:04 PM AEST
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OMG you a window peeker!!!!!!! LOL
This was a cute write made me laugh
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Re: Keep Your Blinds Closed!
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by Jenni_K on
Monday, 5th May 2008 @ 01:24:44 PM AEST
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LMAO!! This is hilarious!! Thanks for the laughs.... Good storyline..lol
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Re: Keep Your Blinds Closed!
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by a7x36 on
Monday, 5th May 2008 @ 05:44:08 PM AEST
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| *guffaw* |
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Re: Keep Your Blinds Closed!
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by jada on
Tuesday, 6th May 2008 @ 08:19:00 AM AEST
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| lmao wow..funny..lmao |
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