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Automania
Contributed by
wordphile
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Friday, 4th April 2008 @ 01:00:08 AM in AEST
Topic:
HumorPoetry
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Hey! What if a computer were a car?
So much more economical, by far!
You see at once advantages galore
With all that high-tech wizardry in store.
A virtual computer set on wheels.....
This surely is the very best of deals!
You rush to buy one of these "guided missiles",
Your automotive "Dell" with bells and whistles.
..............Fast forward now to one month down the road.
Your frenzied brain is ready to explode!
You found your car would crash three times a week!
You had to pay some sly computer geek
To get the blasted engine up and running.
(His service bills were nothing less than stunning.)
You learned that turning on the windshiled wiper
Would mean you really had to "pay the piper"!
By sensing you clicked on that wiper part,
Your car would shut down and would not restart!
Your airbag system's totally annoying;
It asks you "Are you sure?" before deploying.
Your precious car insists, as if to scoff,
You must press "start" to turn the damn thing off!
Just when these gimmicks you begin to doubt,
Your car without a reason locks you out!
"Access denied" until by luck you pressed
The grille and hood. (Who would have guessed?)
You feel betrayed by this hybrid computer?
You should have bought a plan old two-wheeled scooter!
Copyright ©
wordphile
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2008-04-04 01:00:08]
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Re: Automania
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by Former_Member on
Friday, 4th April 2008 @ 06:25:37 AM AEST
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this was quite thought provoking, thruth be tols, wish they never invented either lol.
thanks for the comment and read . . .
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Re: Automania
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by a7x36 on
Thursday, 24th April 2008 @ 04:25:09 PM AEST
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haha, funny things make me laugh, lolz
seriously though, i liked it, clever |
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