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when i walked into
Contributed by
JohnYamrus
on
Tuesday, 8th January 2008 @ 01:57:15 PM in AEST
Topic:
oops
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when i walked into
the waiting room
at the dentist’s
there was only one seat open…
i took it,
grabbed a copy of Newsweek
and tried to hide my face.
but,
before i even
opened the magazine
this guy on my right
starts talking:
“…used to play guitar once…
years ago,
when i was a kid.
i was pretty good at it, too!”
knowing it was useless,
i put down the magazine
and turned toward him.
he was
an ordinary kind of guy…
maybe 50.
“it was a great way
to pick up women.
i met all sorts of women
when i was playing guitar.
that’s how i met my wife.”
just then they called my name
and i stood up.
he reached for my magazine
and said:
“yep, it’s been years
since i played guitar.
now,
i play
second fiddle.”
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JohnYamrus
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2008-01-08 13:57:15]
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Re: when i walked into
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by emystar on
Tuesday, 8th January 2008 @ 06:46:36 PM AEST
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Hilarious in an irronic way.
thanks for checking out my work.
huggs, smiles,
emy |
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Re: when i walked into
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by ki on
Wednesday, 9th January 2008 @ 12:28:03 AM AEST
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| ur so funny John...this is a creative hoot!! |
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