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Mr Fitzherbert

Contributed by Malcolmsdreamgirl on Sunday, 30th December 2007 @ 02:09:08 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

Mr Fitzherbert's a funny ole man
I'll try to describe him let's ,see if I can
I'll start with his head, coz it comes to a point
Always reminds me of a leg of lamb joint!

Then there's his eyes, which of course he has two
One looks to the right tho it shouldn't ought to...
The other is straight darkest colour of brown
His eyebrows are thick and always on "FROWN"

His nose... oh my goodness the richest of red
He almost beat Rudolph the reindeer it's said!
With nostrils so large that they flare when he breathes
Which then of course sit 'bove his mouth and his teeth!

His lips look like rubber! they whistle when he snores!
his teeth are like diamonds, diamonds galore!
There are too many teeth though.....by least number of six
They're all the same size an look like slanted ole bricks!

His shoulders are broad and he stands 6ft tall
His chest is all weak and nimble and small
His legs are like goalposts with large gaps between
The funniest of walks anyone could have seen .....

His feet are like a Giants ..... like great plates of meat!
They stop him from falling when walking the beat
His hands are all wrinkly his nails don't exist
He needs them to arrest people that are noisy and ..... merry

We all love Mr Fitzherbert his heart is of gold
Not sure how long we have him, he really is old
So to you Mr Fitzherbert don't ever change
We love you all wrinkly, tall ,rosey and strange!

Copyright © Malcolmsdreamgirl ... [ 2007-12-30 02:09:08]
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Re: Mr Fitzherbert (User Rating: 1 )
by Honey56 on Sunday, 30th December 2007 @ 04:25:36 AM AEST
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I to like Mr.Fitzherbert after this write..I feel I know him also!!

I love this write!!

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