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Lover of Lies, Damn Lies
Contributed by
spike
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Friday, 12th October 2007 @ 04:30:21 AM in AEST
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What weaseling mendacity
That you pedal with audacity!
Brazen acts of deception,
More dark habits than a nun’s convention
Politicians are spin masters
Used car salesman sell disasters
I’ve never heard such hokum;
If I had a stick I’d poke ‘em
But all pale in attempts
To match your wilful fraudulence
With all the bogus stories said,
You couldn’t lie straight in bed!
You are the master of deceit,
Your bag of lies stretched and replete
Lying to kick it, to just fit in
Don’t you know it‘s still a sin?
All your fibs will take its toll,
Karmic weights upon your soul
Such untruths have earned my ire
Liar, Liar pant’s on fire!
Copyright ©
spike
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2007-10-12 04:30:21]
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Re: Lover of Lies, Damn Lies
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by Former_Member on
Friday, 12th October 2007 @ 04:36:50 AM AEST
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Having the live performance of this lively piece right next to me promotes a laughter far greater than the written magnificence of the internet page. As usual, Spike, a masterful spoutin' o' words.
wabl
KenMoore
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Re: Lover of Lies, Damn Lies
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by deadheadpoet on
Saturday, 13th October 2007 @ 12:19:01 AM AEST
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Hee Hee Damn truthful schtuff here, man. Oh, how I wish I'd get the live performance as well. Remember me man, Missouri....on the way to Illinois. *smiles*
Peace, love, and hugs,
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Re: Lover of Lies, Damn Lies
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by Nazmythian on
Saturday, 13th October 2007 @ 03:41:57 PM AEST
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I find humour in the fact that this is posted after Cradle .... "You couldn’t lie straight in bed"
But in a big enough bed ... you don't have too ... right ?
You earned a real big lopsided grin there Spikester.
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Re: Lover of Lies, Damn Lies
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by Former_Member on
Saturday, 13th October 2007 @ 11:02:14 PM AEST
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lol
a delightful adult take on the children's rhyme, S. And now,
it has got me thinking, what the heck inspired this? Perhaps a
bad experience with a used car salesman. lol How redundant
it the word "bad" in that sentence? Is there ever a "good" experience?
lol anyway, great flow here, Spikers. Enjoyed this one.
Thanks for the smile =)
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Re: Lover of Lies, Damn Lies
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by Former_Member on
Sunday, 14th October 2007 @ 04:11:41 AM AEST
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Humour yes,but a touch of anger here too, I think?
I like you in a humorously angry mood(laughs)
Someone's been at the pork pies and now they have a real, hot arse.(laughs again)
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Re: Lover of Lies, Damn Lies
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by Dom on
Monday, 15th October 2007 @ 12:58:05 AM AEST
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This has a wonderful taunting feel to it, and wow did that last line take me straight back to childhood!
Brilliant write, made me laugh!
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Re: Lover of Lies, Damn Lies
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by endlesspath on
Tuesday, 11th December 2007 @ 01:45:31 PM AEST
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was cute, and picture to the words......I loved it........You inspire with alot of the words you give writes........Smiles........
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