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Need A Day Off!

Contributed by Lowman613 on Wednesday, 5th March 2003 @ 05:40:00 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry



I need a day to myself,just me alone,
No calls to anyone on the phone,
I need time to sit and think,
maybe sit back with a cold drink,
No boring chores on my list,
I dont care who may insist,
The dishes can sit over night,
the mess will just be an oversight,
I know the floor could use a sweep,
but on my day off I want to sleep,
Tomorrow I'll mop the kitchen floor,
washing the tub is a bit of a bore,
I dont do windows,at least not today,
pick up your sox or there they'll stay,
Todays my day off,I need a rest,
I know you think MOM does it best,
But today is my day as you have seen,
If you want it done call MR.Clean,
I'm sure you know how to use a mop,
You can do more,please dont stop,
I'll just sit here & watch you dust,
Dont worry your cleaning I will trust,
No dinner is done who will cook,
I'm sitting here to read a book,
Wonder what you'd do without me,
These things get done,but you never see!





Copyright © Lowman613 ... [ 2003-03-05 17:40:00]
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Re: Need A Day Off! (User Rating: 1 )
by ladyfawn on Wednesday, 5th March 2003 @ 11:35:42 PM AEST
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lol this was so cute! hehe mine help a little more now 'cause they are older, that was cute about the mop though...i'll never stop anyone from helping either, its always something, great and funny write, huggs and love nessa


Re: Need A Day Off! (User Rating: 1 )
by LadyDama on Thursday, 6th March 2003 @ 03:51:38 PM AEST
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as you have so nicely said of my poems, your poems hit me right at home... you nailed it on the head, in wonderful fashion :)


Re: Need A Day Off! (User Rating: 1 )
by Lone_er on Thursday, 6th March 2003 @ 06:19:31 PM AEST
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lol- everyone needs a day off now and again- can relate to this- Even tho I am a man !
Good work Christina


Re: Need A Day Off! (User Rating: 1 )
by ThaMikeMan on Sunday, 9th March 2003 @ 02:32:01 AM AEST
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I thought the poem was hilarious, and yet true.


Re: Need A Day Off! (User Rating: 1 )
by wordsy on Tuesday, 11th March 2003 @ 09:10:53 AM AEST
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Such is the life of a Mom. LOL

A very good read,
wordsy.




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