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False Teeth Are Your Friend

Contributed by adreana on Thursday, 30th August 2007 @ 07:10:20 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry



Mama ain't brushed her teeth
Since she was sixteen
And she don't know nothin' 'bout floss
She never washed her mouth
With Listerine
40 years later, she's payin the cost

Oh, DENTURES!
They're gonna help you smile!
Since you ain't been able to
For quite some while
They're made with resin
So they almost feel real
So why brush your teeth?
When they have such appeal?

When I was a girl
My grandpa had some
He'd take em out and chase me
We'd run around
While they dripped drool
Folks probably thought he was crazy

One of these days
I might have some too
Unless I clean my teeth
Through and through

Oh, DENTURES!
They're gonna help you smile!
Since you ain't been able to
For quite some while
They're made with resin
So they almost feel real
So why brush your teeth?
When they have such appeal?




Copyright © adreana ... [ 2007-08-30 07:10:20]
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Re: False Teeth Are Your Friend (User Rating: 1 )
by catz77 on Thursday, 30th August 2007 @ 07:15:35 AM AEST
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i like the metaphor you portrayed in this
great poem

catz


Re: False Teeth Are Your Friend (User Rating: 1 )
by Moonshine on Thursday, 30th August 2007 @ 11:31:06 AM AEST
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Lol. Interesting poem.


Re: False Teeth Are Your Friend (User Rating: 1 )
by zenith66 on Thursday, 30th August 2007 @ 12:41:51 PM AEST
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lol this is a fantastic piece, nice pacing and i really loved the comedic flare..

oh and it was kinda funny....lol

brilliant!!!

zenith66


Re: False Teeth Are Your Friend (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Wednesday, 12th September 2007 @ 03:52:45 AM AEST
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LOL
Great story!
and TOO funny!


Re: False Teeth Are Your Friend (User Rating: 1 )
by Harmony on Saturday, 22nd December 2007 @ 10:13:34 AM AEST
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But clean your teeth dear even though they maybe good to play with




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