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I'm Eric Cartman's father
Contributed by
randyjohnson
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Friday, 3rd August 2007 @ 12:18:32 AM in AEST
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I became Eric Cartman's father after I slept with his mother.
She turned out to be a very lousy lover.
A paternity test showed Cartman's mom to be a hermaphrodite.
But I know for a fact that that's not right.
I was drinking booze when I went to South Park about ten years back.
I regret the experience because she's a whore on crack.
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2007-08-03 00:18:32]
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Re: I'm Eric Cartman's father
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by Applethoughtrotten on
Saturday, 25th September 2010 @ 04:38:47 PM AEST
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| I like your sence of Humor. Sometimes thats all I have. .Its nice to see something light and fun. Thanks.....Apple |
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Re: I'm Eric Cartman's father
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by TheWildBeliever on
Saturday, 25th September 2010 @ 08:29:16 PM AEST
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| this is uhh... interesting, to say the least! hahaha |
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