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Bumble Bee
Contributed by
randyjohnson
on
Thursday, 2nd August 2007 @ 12:10:34 AM in AEST
Topic:
HumorPoetry
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My damn wife did something awful to me.
She gave me a sandwich that contained a bumble bee.
When I took a bite, I got the shock of my life.
It was then that I realized that I have a ***** for a wife.
She did this just because I slept with her sister.
For some reason it really ****** her.
She somehow thinks that what I did was wrong.
If she gets mad about adultery, how will she handle a real problem when it comes along?
She thinks I'm a jerk just because I don't feel remorse.
Can you believe that her mother actually suggested a divorce?
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Re: Bumble Bee
(User Rating: 1 ) by steven_fenton1982 on
Thursday, 2nd August 2007 @ 04:27:50 AM AEST (User
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haha this is so bizarre |
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