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Flat foot
Contributed by
randyjohnson
on
Thursday, 26th July 2007 @ 10:00:06 PM in AEST
Topic:
HumorPoetry
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When you ran over my foot with your tractor-trailer,
I started cussing just like a sailor.
I cried and cried because I'm a wimp.
My foot had to be amputated and now I walk like a chimp.
People point and laugh at me and it cuts like a sword.
You mashed my foot so flat that it looked like an ironing board.
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randyjohnson
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2007-07-26 22:00:06]
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Re: Flat foot
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by Fern on
Tuesday, 17th August 2010 @ 10:39:31 AM AEST
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| This is perhaps the most emotional poem I have ever read including all of Emily Dickinson's poems. It is more than emotional, however. It is uplifting and spiritually awakening. When reading it, I float...I dance...I speak in tongues! I exchange furtive glances with people who are not real in any true biological sense...my tongue becomes swollen after reading your poem and then hangs limply to one side like a roll of boiled tongue ham! |
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Re: Flat foot
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by iloveyoux12 on
Tuesday, 17th August 2010 @ 03:43:08 PM AEST
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| i like this, :) |
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Re: Flat foot
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by GuyJular on
Sunday, 22nd August 2010 @ 10:36:58 PM AEST
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| Let's play kick the kid with one shoe |
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