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malapoetism
Contributed by
Spike
on
Sunday, 8th July 2007 @ 10:19:42 AM in AEST
Topic:
HumorPoetry
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'It's not a tumor! It’s not a tumor, at all…’
Detective John Kimble (Kindergarten Cop 1990)
a small blow to the head;
I think that’s it
still, better than a
quack with a wet dish
every cloud has its thorns,
each rose a silver lining
there are plenty more wishes in the sea
where the grass is half full to me
a bird in the hand is inescapable,
a poet more capable
of mauling discussion
if administered concussion;
or mangling the phrasia
if suffering aphasia.
Malapropism: The unintentional misuse of a word by confusion with one that sounds similar.
Aphasia: Inability to use or understand language (spoken or written) because of a brain lesion
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Spike
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2007-07-08 10:19:42] (Date/Time posted on
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Re: malapoetism
(User Rating: 1 ) by deadheadpoet on
Sunday, 8th July 2007 @ 12:08:00 PM AEST (User
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Hee Hee very cute and cleaver....had me chucklin'. Thanks for the smile on my face.
Peace and hugs,
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Re: malapoetism
(User Rating: 1 ) by needledancing on
Sunday, 8th July 2007 @ 10:13:36 PM AEST (User
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Absolutely adorable...perfect use and play on all your words. Enjoyed |
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Re: malapoetism
(User Rating: 1 ) by PhantomVampyress on
Tuesday, 10th July 2007 @ 06:13:36 AM AEST (User
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hehe a very amusing cheerful write.. very well penned out.. I enjoyed this alot.. it made me laugh hehe
vampyress Jenni |
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Re: malapoetism
(User Rating: 1 ) by ladyfawn on
Monday, 16th July 2007 @ 01:00:51 PM AEST (User
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lol! omg this is an amazing write! i LOVE this poem to pieces! bravo!
hugs n' love nessa
roses roses roses! |
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Re: malapoetism
(User Rating: 1 ) by Dom on
Saturday, 21st July 2007 @ 06:12:20 PM AEST (User
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Wonderful wordplay! Some of those mangled phrases make interesting images!
Take care,
Dom |
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