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Got milk?
Contributed by
randyjohnson
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Tuesday, 19th June 2007 @ 11:49:49 PM in AEST
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HumorPoetry
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I drank a man's milk when he went to the john.
Now all of my bones are broke and most of my teeth are gone.
He was over seven feet tall and he was a menace.
He poured a piping hot cup of coffee down my pants and scalded my *****.
If you ever consider drinking that man's milk, please don't do it.
I know first hand that you might not live through it.
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Re: Got milk?
(User Rating: 1 ) by joydeep_nath on
Wednesday, 20th June 2007 @ 01:02:46 AM AEST (User
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welll it was a nice scenario for a funny poem..but was kinda wasted..better luck next time |
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Re: Got milk?
(User Rating: 1 ) by deadheadpoet on
Wednesday, 20th June 2007 @ 12:43:01 PM AEST (User
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Strange man, really strange.
Peace |
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