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Fast food lawsuit
Contributed by
randyjohnson
on
Sunday, 17th June 2007 @ 11:30:37 PM in AEST
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After eating at McDonald's, I got fat.
I decided to sue them for that.
I ate egg McMuffins and Big Macs all day long.
People say that I got myself fat and that suing McDonald's was wrong.
I break every chair I sit on and it drives me to tears.
I haven't seen my ***** in over three years.
My attorney said I'd win but I lost.
McDonald's countersued and won and I hate to think of what it cost.
I had to sell all of my possessions and now I live in a cave.
My beard reaches down to my feet because I can't afford a razor to shave.
I was greedy and I paid the price.
If you're thinking about suing McDonald's, you'd better think twice.
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randyjohnson
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2007-06-17 23:30:37]
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Re: Fast food lawsuit
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by Vampirequeen on
Monday, 18th June 2007 @ 12:05:10 PM AEST
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| Lmao that is way funny |
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Re: Fast food lawsuit
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by GlenDavid on
Tuesday, 19th June 2007 @ 11:15:14 PM AEST
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| Lol! very good!! |
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