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I'm suing the doctor who delivered me
Contributed by
randyjohnson
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Tuesday, 15th May 2007 @ 10:23:34 PM in AEST
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I'm suing the doctor who delivered me in 1971.
He'll have to file for bankruptcy when I'm done.
I'm suing him because he spanked me.
When I take all of his money, he won't thank me.
I don't remember but that spanking probably hurt.
He had his hand on my butt so he must be a pervert.
The doctor is very unhappy because he's being sued.
My mom says I'm a moron who has no gratitude.
Everybody I talk to calls me a dummy.
I may be stupid but at least I'll have money.
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Re: I'm suing the doctor who delivered me
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by emystar on
Wednesday, 16th May 2007 @ 02:11:16 PM AEST
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This is so cuteand funny.
Good work, friend.
huggs, smiles,
emy |
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Re: I'm suing the doctor who delivered me
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by candysears on
Thursday, 17th May 2007 @ 02:27:21 AM AEST
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Very funny write..
My daughter was born in 1971 so you most be alright..lol
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Re: I'm suing the doctor who delivered me
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by AnastasiaN on
Thursday, 17th May 2007 @ 05:50:42 AM AEST
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| This is hilarious...and probably a legitimate law suit some where. |
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Re: I'm suing the doctor who delivered me
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by fayeelizibeth on
Wednesday, 30th May 2007 @ 10:16:39 PM AEST
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| isn't it sad that this may work? hahahahaha! this is really good and funny, a nice break from all the goopy love poems around here (not that i don't like love poems, but sometimes you need a break!) |
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