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Man Laws
Contributed by
grode
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Thursday, 8th February 2007 @ 10:09:55 AM in AEST
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1.Thou shall not order a buddy the wrong beer out of spit or humor.
2.Thou shall not sleep with his buddies sister unless she is in fact a prostitute and/or a Japanese schoolgirl
3.Thou shall not make fun of a friend for hooking up with a questionable girl if that same friend tried to hook up with the same girl or an equally questionable girl the night before.
4.Thou shall not order food then proceed to pass out leaving others to pay for it.
5.Thou shall not go on vacation with another male unless said vacation involves booze, sports, chasing women, and or visiting friends that have an equally vested interest in such topics.
6.Thou shall not make fun of a friend for ditching the guys for a girl if the girl is hotter than any girl they have been with. I dub this the Lewis and Clark law.Being a pioneer should not be ridiculed.
7.Thou shall not use “Work” as an excuse if that man’s said job could be completed by a trained ape.
8.Thou shall never wear pink unless they are the best man at a wedding and the groom selected pink tuxedos as a joke.
9.Thou shall not wear tight biker shorts unless they are over seventy and can use complete loss of sanity as an excuse.
10.Thou shall not drink a wine cooler unless there is no other alcohol in the house, no mode of transport, no liquor store for miles, or lack there of tools used for the fermentation of alcohol.
11.Though shall not drive a pink car unless that said male is a gynecologist and the license plate reads Dr. labia
12. Thou shall not listen to Britney Spears music unless that happens to be the strippers selection.
13. Thou shall not turn down free beer unless the are passed out from an onslaught of previous free beers
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Re: Man Laws
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by trialnerror on
Thursday, 8th February 2007 @ 11:14:54 AM AEST
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Re: Man Laws
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by trialnerror on
Thursday, 8th February 2007 @ 11:14:56 AM AEST
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Re: Man Laws
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by trialnerror on
Thursday, 8th February 2007 @ 11:14:57 AM AEST
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| i would go for 12 |
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Re: Man Laws
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by strawberryshortcake on
Thursday, 8th February 2007 @ 12:55:26 PM AEST
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