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Get out of my house you bum!!
Contributed by
randyjohnson
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Wednesday, 31st January 2007 @ 07:32:46 AM in AEST
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My rotten brother-in-law has been sleeping on my couch for six months.
It's not pleasing to live in the same house with a dunce.
He could move out if he was earning income.
But he hasn't looked for a job even once because he's a bum.
He dropped out of school in the third grade when he was seventeen.
He's the biggest dumbass I've ever seen.
With his amount of education, he could easily get a job at Burger King.
If he comes back without a job again, his *** is going to be in a sling.
He thinks he's earning his keep because he's cooking our meals.
But when I eat, I get a mouthful of hair because he's going bald and it makes me very ill.
He leaves his clothes laying all around, he's a slob.
I'll go to jail for murder if that bum doesn't get a job.
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Re: Get out of my house you bum!!
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by MickeyPigKnuckles on
Wednesday, 31st January 2007 @ 11:39:18 AM AEST
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randyjohnson, ROTFLMAO as I applaud you for a bit of good humor. Thank you for sharing a tad of yourself and for giving us a bit of your wonderful talent.
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Re: Get out of my house you bum!!
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by redsleeve on
Saturday, 13th September 2008 @ 07:17:51 AM AEST
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great post!
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