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If I was a Lego man, life would be great!

Contributed by BrokenSavior on Tuesday, 30th January 2007 @ 06:14:40 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry



If I was a Lego man, life would be great!

Lego people don't fight, and have no room for hate.

I'd drive my Lego tractor all the way to the mall.

Buy myself some bricks and build a house nice and tall.

I would dive in the ocean and find plastic gold!

Trade all of it in and buy a hat that is bold.

Working out would be non-sense, there's no need for that.

I could eat all I want and never get fat.

My wardrobe in mention would be somewhat a bore.

But I could put my head on another body and instantly get more.

My face would be perfect, not a blemish in sight.

The smile I wear 24/7 would be shining with might.

With my Lego girlfriend at my side we can take on this town.

She is a beautiful piece of plastic, and never makes me frown.

I would go visit my best Lego buddy at his school in the city.

We would drink Lego beer and get very shibby!

My Lego friends here are very dear to me.

To get to thier island estates, i'd build a jet ski.

This dream is impossible and immature in a way.

So lets just play with the Legos and pretend to be them today!




Copyright © BrokenSavior ... [ 2007-01-30 18:14:40]
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Re: If I was a Lego man, life would be great! (User Rating: 1 )
by mylady on Tuesday, 30th January 2007 @ 09:57:07 PM AEST
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I like it .. NICE!


Re: If I was a Lego man, life would be great! (User Rating: 1 )
by silver_crested_shadow on Tuesday, 30th January 2007 @ 11:59:41 PM AEST
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lol... i just read the title and had to see what you wrote, and i am glad i did it was very funny to read. good job




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