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Don't have the special!
Contributed by
randyjohnson
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Saturday, 27th January 2007 @ 01:58:03 PM in AEST
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I had the special at a diner here in Tennessee.
When I learned what I was eating, I tossed my cookies.
I was eating some kind of tough stew.
It was chewy and it tasted bad too.
When I asked the chef what was in the stew, I couldn't believe what he said.
He said he put horse meat in it and I vomited.
When I puked, I made a decision that wasn't great.
I cussed out this chef who weighs 250 pounds and stands six feet eight.
After he beat the hell out of me, he used my body to wipe the puke off the floor.
You'd better believe it when I tell you that I'm not eating there anymore.
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randyjohnson
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2007-01-27 13:58:03]
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Re: Don't have the special!
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by inlovewithaladd on
Sunday, 28th January 2007 @ 12:46:51 AM AEST
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though this is not my favorite genre of poetry, i can tell you the the flow was pretty good, carries you through to the end.
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Re: Don't have the special!
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by girish on
Sunday, 28th January 2007 @ 08:23:08 AM AEST
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so you gave him the meat from your body! sounds nice for a horse`s meat. jus kidding.
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