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No more nature!!
Contributed by
randyjohnson
on
Wednesday, 24th January 2007 @ 07:35:16 AM in AEST
Topic:
HumorPoetry
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My cousin and I went camping one weekend during the summer.
We thought it would be fun but it was a bummer.
I forgot to bring toilet paper so I had to use pinecones and it really hurt.
Our tents had no bottoms in them so we had to sleep in the dirt.
When my cousin was taking a dump, a bear bit off a big chunk of his butt.
I asked him if he was having a good time and he kicked me in the ****.
When we decided to leave, we had to take a taxi because my car wouldn't start.
We had eaten nothing but beans and the taxi driver kicked us out because he couldn't stand our farts.
We wanted to experience some nature because we thought it would make us tougher men.
We had to walk al the way home and we swore never to go camping again.
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Re: No more nature!!
(User Rating: 1 ) by tejas9999 on
Wednesday, 24th January 2007 @ 09:16:32 AM AEST (User
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lolzz .... thts the funniest poem(or was it?) i have read!!! .. good work!!
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