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Picking up women
Contributed by
randyjohnson
on
Friday, 5th January 2007 @ 04:17:29 PM in AEST
Topic:
HumorPoetry
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I regretted trying to pick up a woman who was drinking coffee.
I used a line on her and she threw it at me.
It went in my face and on my shirt.
It was scalding hot and it really did hurt.
I made certain that the next lady I tried to pick up didn't have any coffee to throw in my face.
She didn't have coffee but she did have mace.
The next lady I tried to pick up turned out to be married.
I couldn't walk after her husband broke my legs so I had to be carried.
Trying to pick up women is something that I've come to regret.
Now I talk to women online because they can't throw coffee on the internet.
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Re: Picking up women
(User Rating: 1 ) by RunawayAngel on
Wednesday, 10th November 2010 @ 04:27:11 PM AEST (User
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i like this and its funny! |
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