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I Swear, I Have Sworn, I Will With All Certainty Swear Again.
Contributed by
faiton
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Sunday, 31st December 2006 @ 11:45:09 AM in AEST
Topic:
HumorPoetry
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Potty-mouthed, bared-faced word-abuser, me.
Taking wilful advantage of innocent language
And turning the air aquamarine with a stream of wastrel prose.
Zealously murdering the beaten underclasses’ vernacular.
Screeching my own sanguine cant.
Phrasing a brand of bilious spew.
A fearsome monologue of spiteful rage
Creating a vicious argot of pure filth
And all because I stubbed my little toe.
Copyright ©
faiton
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2006-12-31 11:45:09] (Date/Time posted on
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Re: I Swear, I Have Sworn, I Will With All Certainty Swear Again.
(User Rating: 1 ) by Former_Member on
Sunday, 31st December 2006 @ 02:26:34 PM AEST (User
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haha, this brought at least some joy to my day, made me smile.
lol, that really is funny. i love it.
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Re: I Swear, I Have Sworn, I Will With All Certainty Swear Again.
(User Rating: 1 ) by Spike on
Sunday, 31st December 2006 @ 07:24:26 PM AEST (User
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Well ***** me sideways. If I knew this earlier I most certainly would not have ***** on your posts, let alone read them (lol) happy new year, keep in touch.
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