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Mary Had a Little Man
Contributed by
LJ
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Tuesday, 18th February 2003 @ 11:20:00 AM in AEST
Topic:
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Mary had a little man
Little man, Little man
Mary had a little man his hair was golden brown
And everywhere that Mary went
Mary went, Mary went
Everywhere that Mary went that man was sure to go
He stood outside her window sill
Window sill, window sill
He stood outside her window sill, as Mary changed her socks
He tried to take her picture next
Picture next, picture next
He tried to take her picture next and was thrown in jail
Mary got a restraining order
Restraining order, restraining order
Mary got a restraining order from this little man
He followed her to school one day
School one day, School one day
He followed her to school one day and Mary called the cops
He writes her lots of letters now
Letters now, letters now
He writes her lots of letters now, from his prison cell
Mary has a little man
Little man, little man
Mary has a little man, who should be banned from girls
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LJ
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2003-02-18 11:20:00]
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Re: Mary Had a Little Man
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by bobotheclown on
Tuesday, 18th February 2003 @ 02:52:08 PM AEST
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Lol this was very funny LJ. I liked this a lot very funny. Nice seeing u back!
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Re: Mary Had a Little Man
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by Former_Member on
Tuesday, 18th February 2003 @ 03:03:10 PM AEST
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LJ, I sense there is something deeper going on here, has someone been stalking you recently or has a fetish with you changing your socks?
HAHA, Keep em coming.
;)
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Re: Mary Had a Little Man
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by LJ on
Tuesday, 18th February 2003 @ 11:11:18 PM AEST
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LOL!!!
No stalker, no fetish....just Mountain Dew, lack of sleep, and the natural wierdness that I posess! |
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