Your Poetry Dot Com

Welcome to Your Poetry Dot Com - Read, Rate, Comment on, or Submit Poetry. Browse Poetry Forums, or just enjoy other parts of our poetic community.
One of the largest databases of poetry on the net, now over 198,500+ poems!

Poems On Site: 198,500+ Comments On Poems: 427,000+ Forum Posts: 105,000+

Custom Search


Welcome !	Home · FAQ · Topics · Web Links · Your Account · Submit Poetry · Top 30 · OldSite Link	22-November 13:14:06 AEST

Menu

· Our eBay Store

· Error Submit

Poetry

· Submit Poetry

· Least Read Poems

· Members Listing

· Old Site Post 2001

· Old Site Pre 2001

· Poetry Archive

· Public Domain Poetry

Stories

· Stories (NEW ! )

· Submit Story

· Story Topics

· Stories Archive

· Story Search

Community

· Our Poetry Forums

· Our Arcade
100's of Games !

Site Help

· FAQ

· Feedback

Members Areas

· Your Account

· Members Journals

· Premium Sign-Up

Premium Section

· Special Section

· Premium Poems

· Premium Submit

· Premium Search

· Premium Archive

· Premium Topics

Fun & Games

· Jokes

· Bubble Puzzle

· Cross Word Easy

· Word Hunt

Reference

· Dictionary (Rhyming)

· Site Updates

· Special Content

Search

Top

Help This Site

· Donations

Others

· Moderators

Our Other Sites

· Embroidery Design Store
· Your Jokes
· Special Urls
· JM Embroideries
· Public Domain Poetry and Stories
· Diamond Dotz
· Cooking Info and Recipes
· Quoof - Australian Story

Social

Good Kinky Wench Has...

Contributed by pooper on Sunday, 26th November 2006 @ 12:18:45 PM in AEST
Topic: Holiday Poetry

Christmas Food Fight

Good kinky wench has, last looked out on a feast of edam.
When a cheese ball hit her snout, round and crisp and even.
Brightly shone her nose that night, and the pain was cru-el
Till the doctor arrived on site with his bag of to-ooo ls

"Hey there nurse stand by me, excuse me if I'm yelling
Kinky wench can hardly see, I need to stop the swelling.
Bring me ice and crush it fine, bring me Q-tips hither
You and I got here just in time, poor wenchy's in a diiii-ther."

Doc and nurse forth they went, up nostrils went together
Though the wenchies loud lament never let up ever.
"Doc the swellings stopped for now and the bleedings better
Kinky wants to get up now, I think that we should lettttt her."

Wenchie's nose is swollen red and, very near to doubling
But by now the fondue's hot.. and the cheese is a bubbling
In her doctor's steps she trod to the fondue table.
"I cannot smell but it looks so good, I'll eat some when I'm aaaable."

Like Rudolph her nose did shine, glowing red most brightly
Swollen, like a Gouda ball, in truth it was most unsightly.
Fights with Cheese and whines are surely not for Christmas
Bless us one and all, and help clean up the chee-eeese mess.

[]D(o)(o)[]D E R

Copyright © pooper ... [ 2006-11-26 12:18:45]
(Date/Time posted on site)

Advertisments:

Previous Posted Poem | | Next Posted Poem

Sorry, comments are no longer allowed for anonymous, please register for a free membership to access this feature and more

All comments are owned by the poster. Your Poetry Dot Com is not responsible for the content of any comment.
That said, if you find an offensive comment, please contact via the FeedBack Form with details, including poem title etc.

Re: Good Kinky Wench Has... (User Rating: 1 )
by yangdantien on Monday, 27th November 2006 @ 12:08:16 AM AEST
(User Info | Send a Message)

Great fun

This poem skewers me with delights soo much healthier than 'grandma got run over by a reindeer'

Merry Merry
to Good Queen Wenchie

Peace
Yang

While every care is taken to ensure the general sites content is family safe, our moderators cannot be in all places; all the time. Please report poetry and or comments that are in breach of our site rules HERE (Please include poem title or url). Parents also please ensure that you supervise your children well when they are on the internet; regardless of what a site says about being, or being considered, child-safe.

Poetry is much like a great photo, a single "moment in time" capturing many feelings and emotions. Yet, they are very alive; creating stirrings within the readers who form visual "pictures" of the expressed emotions within the Poem. ©

Opinions expressed in the poetry, comments, forums etc. on this site are not necessarily those of this site, its owners and/or operators; but of the individuals who post items to this site.
Frequently Asked Questions | | | Privacy Policy | | | Contact Webmaster

All submitted items are Copyright © to their submitter. All the rest Copyright © 2002-2050 by Your Poetry Dot Com

All logos and trademarks in this site are property of their respective owners.

Script Generation Time: 0.052 Seconds. - View our Site Map | .© your-poetry.com