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I AM WOMAN, A WORK IN PROGRESS !
Contributed by
pooper
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Saturday, 25th November 2006 @ 10:42:01 AM in AEST
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Syringe a little botox in that wrinkled place
Nip it here and there just to lift the face
Needed a tuck to reduce the gut
Sucked out the fat about my butt
Took away the wrinkles around my eyes
Sucked out the fat around around my thighs
Smoothed out the hook bridging my nose
Straightened out both of my hammer toes
Take a little fat from around my hips
Then carefully use it to shape my lips.
Electrolysis to remove excess facial hair
Enhanced the breasts, made a lovely pair
Those varicose veins... just gotta go
Faux finger nails to look just so
A beauty treatment to streak the hair.
A bikini wax treatment all around 'there' !
But phony lashes never!..I just wouldn't dare!
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Re: I AM WOMAN, A WORK IN PROGRESS !
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by trueecho on
Saturday, 25th November 2006 @ 12:00:21 PM AEST
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reminds me of the Zappa song"she painted up her face" :)
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Re: I AM WOMAN, A WORK IN PROGRESS !
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by AmandaChartrand on
Saturday, 25th November 2006 @ 12:38:34 PM AEST
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| I think it's cool you know, you made it your own. |
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Re: I AM WOMAN, A WORK IN PROGRESS !
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by books_4gal on
Saturday, 25th November 2006 @ 04:56:24 PM AEST
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| Great fun!! In today's world a sad reality, but let's not forget men too are taking advantage of the skilled reshapers and redefiners of our age. Have to wonder, where will it end? |
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Re: I AM WOMAN, A WORK IN PROGRESS !
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by Sinned on
Wednesday, 14th April 2010 @ 08:07:07 AM AEST
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| I found this poem humorous even giggled a few times. Will it go down as a famous write ? Whell...like my own writings I have to say no, but many will enjoy this humorous poem. |
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