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Ur-inate territorial Imperative.
Contributed by
pooper
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Saturday, 18th November 2006 @ 10:05:14 AM in AEST
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Whilst I once playfully hosed a urinal cake,
a guy besides me committed a faux pas , ..a mistake.
I was quite all alone ...in a row of six,
three to my right, and just me betwixt
He sidled up and then took his stance
At the very next stall !, with a 'size me up' glance.
He groped at his fly standing right next to me
Such gall, when other stalls were quite free.
Though only a gentleman may quite understand that,
standing unnecessarily close breaks urinal etiquette.
Then he ignorantly proceeds into trite conversation!
Surely a urinal's not the place for idle salutation
Like the silent sanctum of an elevator
One avoids any recognition of a urinator.
Just leave me at peace while I fix my aim
upon that crystal cake that blocks the drain.
Will he then ever then finish and stop his piddling chatter?
Well, ..in just another two shakes it will not matter.
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2006-11-18 10:05:14]
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Re: Ur-inate territorial Imperative.
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by Former_Member on
Saturday, 18th November 2006 @ 02:31:25 PM AEST
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lmao! I've been there! normally I aim to propel the random cigarette butt downstream! 5 stars.
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Re: Ur-inate territorial Imperative.
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by ever1der on
Saturday, 18th November 2006 @ 03:21:47 PM AEST
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| OMG lol...that's all I can say.. |
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Re: Ur-inate territorial Imperative.
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by secretwind on
Monday, 20th November 2006 @ 12:02:19 PM AEST
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ha ha ha ha
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