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The King of Jello

Contributed by yangdantien on Tuesday, 14th November 2006 @ 07:54:49 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry







Yo twist a fizzack Blizzack & Miz-ile
The scrawny 'G' and put him to task
in the 'baffroom' medicine cabinet the dirty blunts & bongs
get them bioatches to make me a bean pie with them daisy dukes on
yea boyee the ones they wore that time we went stylin
bring some 40's, kryp, and the rent
bet yo yo on the value of gold
the only king is the king of jello

Make from the lesser real
stacking the odds on the street, up the block
the round the way girl with the big hat
hidin her dawg gone smile gone buck wild
and them nasty teeth shiny and yellow
as the ho fo sho is numb to boot,
the left eye gets a jumpin unitl shes mellow,
the only king is the king of jello.



AJPIII




Copyright © yangdantien ... [ 2006-11-14 19:54:49]
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Re: The King of Jello (User Rating: 1 )
by darkangeleyes57 on Wednesday, 15th November 2006 @ 12:33:36 PM AEST
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This is really funny... I liked it...

Take care
Christina


Re: The King of Jello (User Rating: 1 )
by MisfitMe on Thursday, 16th November 2006 @ 03:41:54 PM AEST
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I hear giggling all around me, so I guess the general consensus is this piece gets a resounding, "Teehee".

BigLoveMuchPeace,
MisfitMe


Re: The King of Jello (User Rating: 1 )
by Eternal_Dreamer on Tuesday, 21st November 2006 @ 09:40:23 PM AEST
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Heya AJ~
You are a poet who can deliver a captivating & well composed poem any given time. Your work is varied and always impressive.
I thoroughly enjoyed this AJ~ thanks for the *smiles* dear fellow poet & friend.
hugs n prayers from ur fan/friend,
sue m


Re: The King of Jello (User Rating: 1 )
by Clarity_Rising on Friday, 19th January 2007 @ 10:36:52 AM AEST
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I love writing poetry with references
to other literally works. This is an
excellent and captivating write!




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