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Stretching Your Diet
Contributed by
pooper
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Tuesday, 7th November 2006 @ 02:40:10 PM in AEST
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Stretching Your Diet
I simply love "The Extension Diet",
I can't recommend it highly enough.
But like most other fad diets,
Staying on it, can be pretty tough.
You continue eating as usual,
Chocolates,pasta, delicious ice cream.
You can even have second helpings
This diet is really a dream.
You visit the diet center weekly.
And that's the only catch.
For instead of losing weight
They extend your body to match.
Though I haven't lost any weight.
My weight to height ratio is right
I was stretched and pulled till I hollered.
And ...I've now gained six inches in height !!
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Re: Stretching Your Diet
(User Rating: 1 ) by MisfitMe on
Tuesday, 7th November 2006 @ 04:30:50 PM AEST (User
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This was fun, sweetie!
BigLoveMuchPeace,
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