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My wife is a *****!
Contributed by
randyjohnson
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Saturday, 21st October 2006 @ 11:08:52 AM in AEST
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I never would've married my wife if I'd known she's a *****.
When I put my hand down the garbage disposal to unclog it, she turned on the switch.
She gets violent if I give her any sass.
Last week she beat me with a broomstick and then shoved it up my ***.
I was watching a show that she hates and she smashed the TV screen with a bat.
Then she put arsenic in my coffee and I sure as hell didn't deserve that.
She cut the wrong cable on my car when she thought she was cutting the brake line.
Life would be perfect if I hadn't married this satanic wife of mine.
She's hanging on the edge of the roof because she slipped and if she falls, she will die.
She's begging me to help and I'm asking her why should I?
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Re: My wife is a *****!
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by lieinruin on
Saturday, 21st October 2006 @ 12:25:15 PM AEST
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| pure hilarity, enough said...but then again...i'm not married either...yet |
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Re: My wife is a *****!
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by brokenwings on
Monday, 23rd October 2006 @ 12:49:14 AM AEST
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| lmao... too funny... thanks for the ideas for when i get married.. j/k good poem |
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