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Got the Job

Contributed by girish on Saturday, 21st October 2006 @ 06:34:39 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

Come for a job! Tell me your name
k. Natarajan, if you really want the same
what`s your desired position in our organization?
I wish to be the President or VP, Do you have any concern?
What`s your expected salary per year?
$ 200,000/- a car with a chauffer or we can barter
what`s your education and your pedigree?
Not now, but an elementary, higher secondary and a degree
What`s the last position held and your pay?
Middle Mgmt Hostility and less than I`m worth I say
What`s your most notable achievement?
Incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it statements
What`s your preferred hours of work?
3:30 PM to 5:30 PM only on alternate days of a week
Can we contact your current employer?
If I really had one, will I be here?
Do you have any physical limitations to lift 50 LBS?
If you tell me clearly what`s the 50LBS, I`ll tell no or yes
Have you received any special recognitions?
I`m the winner of Publisher`s Clearing house Sweepstakes
Do you have the habit of smoking?
Not really on the job, but during breaks from logging
What would you be doing five years from now?
Living in Bahamas with a wealthy super model, don`t ask me how!
Do you certify that the above are true and correct?
Yes. Absolutely they are all correct.
Sign here: Gemini

Copyright © girish ... [ 2006-10-21 06:34:39]
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