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Blind date
Contributed by
jonted
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Sunday, 15th October 2006 @ 11:08:51 AM in AEST
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I could never get the girl,
And life, so lonely, was hell,
So friend said he’d set me up a blind date,
Now that’s what I would call a mate.
Blind date? Thanks mate!
Yet the first lass was six foot three,
The second came from lorded gentry,
And I was beginning to lose hope,
But he said not to be such a dope.
Blind date? Thanks mate!
The next was a bouncer at the dance hall,
Followed by a dwarf at three foot tall,
He said that I was being too picky,
But he’d see me right with a girl called Vicky.
Blind date? Thanks mate!
Vicky, alas, was bald, no hair,
But not crossed eyed like Claire,
Then I got set up for a whammy,
Stepping out with cross dresser called Tammy.
Blind date? Thanks mate!
Decided on my own again to go,
And met a nice lass called Flo.
But got me into a lot of strife,
As now I’m dating my mate’s wife.
Blind date? Thanks mate!
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Re: Blind date
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by Freesia on
Sunday, 15th October 2006 @ 03:02:34 PM AEST
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Very funny yet so reflective of true blind dates and well meanig friends. Really enjoyed it
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Re: Blind date
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by GingerB on
Monday, 16th October 2006 @ 09:13:31 PM AEST
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Hey!! I am a little over three feet tall, damn!!
Hugs your tummy (that's as far as I can reach)
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