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I was a boy who grew breasts
Contributed by
randyjohnson
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Sunday, 1st October 2006 @ 03:44:06 PM in AEST
Topic:
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When I was fourteen, I was a boy who was severely depressed.
I tried to hide from people because I grew breasts.
It happened because of something my little brother did to me.
I was humiliated when I grew breasts that were size 38D.
When I looked in the mirror, I was horrified at what I saw.
I was the only boy who needed a bra.
When I wasn't looking, my brother put female hormones in my coke.
One day I caught him and most of his bones got broke.
The situation was very grim.
I grabbed my brother and I beat the hell out of him.
He went crying to Mom and she came to his aid.
I got grounded but at least my brother paid.
My doctor gave me male hormones and I lost my breasts.
But people still laugh at me and after I hit them, the cops place me under arrest.
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Re: I was a boy who grew breasts
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by BobbyZimmerman on
Sunday, 1st October 2006 @ 06:39:10 PM AEST
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| Lol, good write, I got a kick out of it.....keep writing! |
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Re: I was a boy who grew breasts
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by Vampirequeen on
Sunday, 1st October 2006 @ 06:41:19 PM AEST
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lol that was very funny.
i needed that laugh thank you |
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Re: I was a boy who grew breasts
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by topcatcrowther on
Monday, 2nd October 2006 @ 05:25:12 PM AEST
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| Funny stuff, Hmmmm, i wonder if i can grow my own breats, what i would do with that, hmmm. lol. |
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Re: I was a boy who grew breasts
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by CloakedMystery on
Thursday, 2nd November 2006 @ 07:50:37 PM AEST
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| LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! funny but wrong...very VERY wrong but also very funny so i guess it works out |
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