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I'm So Hungry

Contributed by evolon on Saturday, 30th September 2006 @ 03:31:00 PM in AEST
Topic: sarcasticpoetry

I’m so hungry
but what do I eat
I could use a burger
But mad cow has me straying from meat

I’ll probably go to a restaurant
Order my self a chicken cordon blu
On second thought scratch that
I read something? About bird flu

Maybe I’ll have some cereal
“yeah” that should be good , no danger, no guilt
“damn” never mind I have cows milk

Damn dauphin in my tuna
Honestly this really sucks
Mercury high in fish
It seems I’m truly…. Stuck

The water all messed up to much or to less fluoride
Wholes in the ozone
From dust particles and carbon monoxide

I’d kill for a roast pork sammich
I just hope its cooked right
Wait greasy fat and its hard to digest
“yeah” wont be having that tonight

Ok, ill just have a salad delivered
Just a little salt & pepper no dressing and other mess
“Sheesh” recall on spinach
Wow,… F.D.A. say’s “ but only spinach that’s fresh!” (lol like imma chance it)

I hear that tofu’s pretty good
And they have some that taste like meat
I think there’s a place across town that sell it
But damn gas so high only enough for local streets

Now my stomach grumbling
Just cant sit still, I’m not at ease
Pharmacist gave me something?
These wild words on the ingredients made me freeze (I’m thinking)
I cant find regular food
So I’m not eating anything starting with Q’s ending with Z’s

Watch somebody gonna find me
on the kitchen floor dead from starvation
And I’m thirsty too
I wonder what will get me first no food or dehydration?

Autopsy saying starvation
But in big words I never heard of
Looking like a AOL screen name
“DuDeDnThVeBuRgEr”
Probably consider me a wrongful death or suicide
But I cant get edible food ! So isn’t that societal murder?

Copyright Â© evolon ... [ 2006-09-30 15:31:00]
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Re: I'm So Hungry (User Rating: 1 )
by MiZzUnDaZtOoD on Tuesday, 3rd October 2006 @ 08:55:44 AM AEST
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They sellin roast pork for $2.99 a pound around memphis deli lol
this was funny though. u can tell u was bored n well hungry! n your aol sn should be "DuDeDuNn0wHaT2EaT"LOL
well kepp up the good work or what do yall say " good write" ttyl

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