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Watermelon thief!
Contributed by
randyjohnson
on
Monday, 25th September 2006 @ 07:27:13 AM in AEST
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HumorPoetry
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I live next door to a man who was a felon.
Every year he steals my watermelons.
He doesn't just steal one or two, he takes plenty.
This year alone he's taken over twenty.
The police say they can't do a thing.
I put an explosive in one of my watermelons this morning.
The thief ate the watremelon and he thought it was yummy.
But that was before it exploded in his tummy.
Smoke came out of his ears and even out of his nose.
That will teach that ******* not to steal the watermelons I grow.
He learned the hard way that stealing is a sin.
He'll never be able to eat spicy food again.
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randyjohnson
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Re: Watermelon thief!
(User Rating: 1 ) by Oneir8dude on
Monday, 25th September 2006 @ 10:00:04 PM AEST (User
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LOL very funny.... Dang watermelon burglars...
I had that problem once... Got an extemintor...
they went away... Oh wait that was cockroaches...
LOL
Thanks for the humor very funny... Nice use of rhymes...
Thank you for the smile...
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