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Toupee or not toupee
Contributed by
randyjohnson
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Wednesday, 20th September 2006 @ 09:26:44 AM in AEST
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I lost a lot of hair and I wore a toupee.
But a freak gust of wind blew it off my head yesterday.
I couldn't afford a new toupee so I wore my cat on my head.
I thought it would fool people but it made them laugh instead.
When I saw that people knew that my cat wasn't a toupee, my face turned red.
That darn cat scratched, bit and even **** on my head.
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2006-09-20 09:26:44]
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Re: Toupee or not toupee
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by Puppy on
Wednesday, 20th September 2006 @ 01:56:38 PM AEST
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great write lol
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Re: Toupee or not toupee
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by evolon on
Wednesday, 20th September 2006 @ 04:02:59 PM AEST
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| lmao, after such a long day i needed that, great write... i shaved bald, with little regret, this poem has me wondering about my cat, but im not sure honey blond works for me....lol thanks again for this post...lol |
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Re: Toupee or not toupee
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by Spike on
Thursday, 21st September 2006 @ 04:43:01 AM AEST
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Randy, get rid of the toupee and the moggie and shine like the rest of us!
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