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There's the problem
Contributed by
twbanter
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Sunday, 17th September 2006 @ 03:40:11 AM in AEST
Topic:
sarcasticpoetry
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There’s the problem
So I drink too much
That’s what you’re telling me
My time is short
And I’m too drunk to see
You call me alcoholic
But I must disagree
I just need somebody
Who’ll look after meee!
(Chorus)
If I only had a women
(Just a woman)
If I only had a girl
(Just a babe)
a living pearl
A loving roommate
And I’d behave
Woahhhhh, I’d behave
If I just had the love
I’d never do this
If I just had a mate
Her and I’d relate
I’d leave the demon home
No longer be irate
Alcohol would run away
And I’d be free again
If I wasn’t so alone
If my house was not my home
If I got a better job
A face-lift
Boat, and paparazzi mob
I wouldn’t drown myself
With the horror of the grog
(Chorus)
So now I know just what I need
Now I know the path
If life would just behave
And give me something back
Some one who’d look out for me
Some one I could care for
I won’t be doing this no more
(Chorus)
Course I could blame other things
Besides just no wife
I could blame money
Famine, war and strife
But I guess I need to look within
‘Cause that’s where the demon lives
A mate won’t help, no matter what she gives
(Chorus)
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Re: There's the problem
(User Rating: 1 ) by drtylilsecret on
Sunday, 17th September 2006 @ 08:38:10 PM AEST (User
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haha, that was great....at least you're honest. good lyrics.
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Re: There's the problem
(User Rating: 1 ) by Former_Member on
Sunday, 17th September 2006 @ 09:26:55 PM AEST (User
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yeah usually we need to solve problems like this internally. i hope you get the help you need and deserve! |
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Re: There's the problem
(User Rating: 1 ) by twbanter on
Sunday, 17th September 2006 @ 11:10:38 PM AEST (User
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Um, actually this was sparked when a friend of mine kept telling me that he needed a woman. If he had a girlfriend, everything would be alright. Of course he told me this while he was totaly drunk, (and was getting that way daily) and I told him I would write a song for him.... And here it is. |
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