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Driving on the left
Contributed by
randyjohnson
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Sunday, 10th September 2006 @ 08:07:38 AM in AEST
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While visiting England, I had to get used to driving on the left side of the highway.
I accidentally drove on the left when I returned to the USA.
I had a wreck and I almost totaled a limousine.
When I saw that the owner was a woman, I thought I'd get off easy but she was very mean.
She had sharp fingernails and she gouged them into my gut.
Then she took a rusty pair of tweezers and tore off my ****.
She smashed my head on the asphalt about seven or eight times.
I'm in so much pain that I'm having trouble making this poem rhyme.
Compassion wasn't something that this woman showed.
If you and this lady are ever on the same highway, you'd better drive on the right side of the road.
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Re: Driving on the left
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by Manda2 on
Sunday, 10th September 2006 @ 10:38:38 AM AEST
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| That was so funny! However, you deserved it seeing as you thought you'd get off light because it was a woman!!(only joking, lol!) I must say though, I wouldn't want to meet her on the road! |
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Re: Driving on the left
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by Spike on
Monday, 11th September 2006 @ 04:32:28 AM AEST
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Pretty funny, Randy, and you held the rhyme well for some long lines. You must have run into Mrs Mike Tyson.
We drive on the right saide of the road downunder - that is to say, on the left! I'm looking forward to driving the American way when I come over next year.
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