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a monarch's mistake
Contributed by
maz
on
Monday, 28th August 2006 @ 04:19:57 PM in AEST
Topic:
HumorPoetry
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I knew it. I knew it.
I saw it from the start,
From the moment we first met,
It caused me great alarm.
Great balls of spitting fire,
Do'ya think she is aware?
That a giant strip of loo roll,
Is dangling from her hair.
It drags behind her noble self,
Through every twist and turn,
Almost like a bridal dress,
Although not displaying wealth.
By now it's no surprise,
That her very royal face,
One unwillingly finds,
Is covered in brown splatters.
She must have used the lavvy.
But did someone neglect to mention,
That thesedays, excreting head first,
Really is not savvy.
Copyright ©
maz
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2006-08-28 16:19:57]
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Re: a monarch's mistake
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by twbanter on
Monday, 28th August 2006 @ 04:35:18 PM AEST
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Sorry.. This American didn't get it. Although when it comes to humor, it's my fort'e. The "holy Grail" "AIRPLANE' bLAZING sADDLES", nEED I say more?
F$%^$ cAPS lock!! Dough!!!
God I hate when that happens... Yes, birds too!
Tom W
PS Nothing, I just like saying PS
He, he. All in fun I hope you know |
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Re: a monarch's mistake
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by twbanter on
Monday, 28th August 2006 @ 04:39:25 PM AEST
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OOhhh, wait a minute! Now I get it. It's a poo thing,
and she's so daft, she's missing...
Or just not seeing
The thing that the john flung
in her general direction
Nice write. |
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Re: a monarch's mistake
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by crazyn on
Monday, 28th August 2006 @ 08:32:18 PM AEST
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| a good read. humour is wonderfully displayed. |
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