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Mail order bride
Contributed by
randyjohnson
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Friday, 25th August 2006 @ 07:12:18 AM in AEST
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I was lonely so I got a mail order bride.
But while we corresponded, she lied.
She said she had a 36-24-36 frame.
When we met, life would never again be the same.
She weighed four hundred pounds and had no teeth.
As I looked at the big wart on her nose, I stood there in disbelief.
But I decided to give the relationship a chance even after I had seen her.
But I kicked her out when I learned that she has a ******.
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2006-08-25 07:12:18]
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Re: Mail order bride
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by JockPhillips on
Friday, 25th August 2006 @ 09:06:50 AM AEST
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| I couldn't read the last word and I got a little confused. |
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Re: Mail order bride
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by emystar on
Saturday, 26th August 2006 @ 03:20:15 AM AEST
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So very cute!
It took a second but it does rythmn.
huggs, big smiles,
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