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Fighting over Brad Pitt
Contributed by
randyjohnson
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Sunday, 13th August 2006 @ 09:37:12 AM in AEST
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Demi Moore decided to dump Ashton Kutcher and now she wants Brad Pitt.
But so does Lindsay Lohan and they were having a fit.
They went at it and they were clawing, punching, and even biting.
These two busty ladies really were fighting.
I came along and told them that they shouldn't fight over Pitt.
I told them that he's not worth it.
They both looked at me like I was some kind of a nut.
They stopped fighting each other and then they kicked my butt.
They put me in the hospital and I'm depressed.
If I ever see any other women fighting, I'm going to mind my own business.
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2006-08-13 09:37:12] (Date/Time posted on
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Re: Fighting over Brad Pitt
(User Rating: 1 ) by emystar on
Sunday, 13th August 2006 @ 02:36:42 PM AEST (User
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Very cute write.
huggs, smiles,
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Re: Fighting over Brad Pitt
(User Rating: 1 ) by ham323 on
Monday, 14th August 2006 @ 10:26:46 AM AEST (User
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Awesome poem. I laughed. Good job. |
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