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Those darn Herbie movies
Contributed by
randyjohnson
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Friday, 11th August 2006 @ 09:11:29 AM in AEST
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After I watched that Lindsay Lohan movie, I bought a 1963 Bug.
When I tell people my story, they say I'm either stupid or on drugs.
I bought the Bug last month on the twelfth.
It's very irritating because it won't drive by itself.
I know that Bugs can drive by themselves because I've seen all of the Herbie movies.
But when I complained to the car dealer, he called me a loony.
I put the key in the ignition and told my Bug to drive.
He just sat there silently like he wasn't even alive.
My Bug won't drive, he won't even honk his horn.
I know my car can drive, he's just being stubborn.
People say that Bugs can't drive by themselves but I know they can.
I needed some answers so I went to visit Lindsay Lohan.
I asked her why did her Bug drive and mine remain stationary.
She said I creeped her out and that my visit was quite scary.
She made her dogs attack me and they nearly tore me to shreds.
She said the problem isn't my Bug, the problem is what's in my head.
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Re: Those darn Herbie movies
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by Former_Member on
Friday, 11th August 2006 @ 03:30:48 PM AEST
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| Yeah, those old movies rocked. Great poem, I laughed, and I...well I laughed and that was oretty much it |
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Re: Those darn Herbie movies
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by Spike on
Friday, 11th August 2006 @ 09:30:12 PM AEST
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Good one, Randy. We should challenge movie reality every chance we get. My only suggestion would be to default on your car repayments - it'll be re-possessed in no time!
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