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Road rage
Contributed by
randyjohnson
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Tuesday, 8th August 2006 @ 08:17:04 AM in AEST
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I've encountered road rage over eighty times.
My driving is so horrible that it's a crime.
I totaled a car after driving it when it snowed.
I'm such a lousy driver that I drive on the left side of the road.
When I drive at night, my chances of wrecking are increased.
I once hit a car that belonged to a priest.
I thought the priest would be forgiving and I thought I was home free.
But he pulled me out of my car and beat the crap out of me.
I practically invented road rage and I've encountered it again and again.
This gray wig I've started wearing makes people less likely to hit me because they think I'm a senior citizen.
I've been cussed out, beat up, and once I was even shot.
If you drive like me, get off the road because you don't want what I got.
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Re: Road rage
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by ham323 on
Tuesday, 8th August 2006 @ 01:33:28 PM AEST
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| Hah, I love this poem. Shows just how bad tempered people can be when they're driving. I cant even drive and I still get ***** off everytime I'm in a car. Bad habbit. Yet a funny poem. Good job. 5stars. |
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Re: Road rage
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by Lionel on
Tuesday, 8th August 2006 @ 04:01:08 PM AEST
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Now, that's funny. But.... I wonder, if it's really fiction.
Just kidding. |
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Re: Road rage
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by Former_Member on
Tuesday, 8th August 2006 @ 06:30:56 PM AEST
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| Different, you must have nine lives. |
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