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Indiana Jones and the temple of dumb
Contributed by
randyjohnson
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Wednesday, 2nd August 2006 @ 08:18:41 AM in AEST
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My cousin is as dumb as he can be.
His IQ score is only twenty-three.
He and I both love those Indiana Jones movies.
We think they are neat and groovy.
But when we watched Raiders of the lost ark, we got in a fight.
It's a shame that this poor boy isn't very bright.
When I told him that Raiders of the lost ark was made in 1981, he said I was lying.
I couldn't convince him it was the truth even though I kept trying.
I asked him why did he think I wasn't right.
He said it couldn't be true because from 1980 to 1983 Harrison Ford was frozen in carbonite.
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Re: Indiana Jones and the temple of dumb
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by Ruby2sdy on
Wednesday, 2nd August 2006 @ 08:37:57 AM AEST
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once again, you've not failed to amuse me! made me laugh, good one,
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Re: Indiana Jones and the temple of dumb
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by Spike on
Wednesday, 2nd August 2006 @ 07:37:48 PM AEST
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Randy, a bizaare conversation that I could imagine my family having, if they weren't all slack-jawed Troglodytes who would make your cousin look like Einstein. There is a lesson somewhere in here about the convergence of popular culture and shallow gene pools, but I'll just treat your poem as the funny, satirical vignette that it is.
Spike
p.s. pity you didn't post the cartoon as well.
pps. maybe an IQ of 63? if he has an IQ of 23 he would be a pooping, dribbling, non-verbal meat sack. |
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